Following our recent Space Odyssey it seems there have been developments down at the local Space Academy. Further to our intrepid Space Cadet’s promotion to Major the following exchange was recently overheard:
This is Ground Control to Major Wit
You’ve really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it’s time to leave the capsule if you dare
“This is Major Wit to Ground Control
I’m stepping through the door
And I’m floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there’s nothing I can do
Though I’m past one hundred thousand miles
I’m feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much she knows”
Ground Control to Major Wit
Your circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Wit?
Can you hear me, Major Wit?
Can you hear me, Major Wit?
Can you….
Hallo Spaceboy, you’re sleepy now Hallo
Your silhouette is so stationary
You’re released but your custody calls
And I want to be free
Don’t you want to be free
Do you like girls or boys
It’s confusing these days
But Moondust will cover you
Cover you
This chaos is killing me
So bye bye love
Yeah bye bye love
Footnote: Congratulations to Wit on the Birth of his daughter and for holding this job longer than any other. We love you SpaceBoy! and Hat Tip to S.T. for the Title
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